Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Enjoy the penises
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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