But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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