I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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