I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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