Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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