What did we do last night that was yellow?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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