If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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