If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He had one of those small greek statue penises
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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