At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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