He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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