I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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