dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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