I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think I am morally bankrupt
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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