Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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