After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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