sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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