Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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