There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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