Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Buhtt sex?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
cat food counts as protein by the way
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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