Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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