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That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
This toilet bowl is my home.
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