More tranny stories later!
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
and you fell through a lawn chair
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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