absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i wish my penis had a tongue
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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