Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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