i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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