You surviving the open bar?
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He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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