Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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