Ambien. No doubt about it.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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