I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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