I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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