I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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