I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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