I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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