she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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