He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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