if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
