So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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