11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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