Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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