problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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