Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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