You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
