i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I am never drinking with the goths again.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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