we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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