you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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