Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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