the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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