Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
