Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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