my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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