if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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