It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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