You can't special order awesome
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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