Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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