lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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