He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit