At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.