sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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