Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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