Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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