if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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