I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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