I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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